The house was prepared for guests – I hire a professional cleaner to come in before each visit. I also leave out a range of material for guests, including train timetables, and details of local amenities and events.
The outdoor furniture has to be stacked. There are a lot of possums in the area, and if the furniture is not stacked away and covered, the possums poo on it, and all of the garden leaves collect on every exposed surface. We have tried leaving the outdoor gear set-up, but it just gets messy. Nothing I can do about the possums, however, it is easy enough to understand and use the outdoor furniture.
I checked the wardrobe following your comments – and there is clear space and empty hangers. There was also space cleared in the bathroom. I haven't had this complaint before, however I can see it wasn't enough for your needs – so in future, we will clear more space.
Accuracy in the listing is very important to me. The house is a bit old, and it states that quite clearly in the description. It is old, but functional - that's why it is so cheap. I've checked the listing again, and is 100% accurate. The photos of the house were taken by a professional AirBnB photographer (not someone I hired or influenced). I did not hire the photographer and had no say in the photos that were taken or posted - this was all done by air B&B. Sorry, but I do not agree with the statement whatsoever.
As for coffee - all the amenities in the house are listed, and they do NOIT include a coffee-making machine. You can make instant coffee, and five minutes from the house, at the local cafes is some of the best coffee you will find in Melbourne.
You have access to a whole house for much less than what it would cost for one person to stay in a tiny hotel room. The house includes a lounge room, two sleeping areas, kitchen front yard backyard great access to public transport. Most guests think it's a bargain, and are happy with there stay. Alternatively, you could play twice as much for something very modern, and one fifth of the size. Personally, I prefer a bit more space and freedom - however, it's not for everyone. I'm sorry this wasn't quite what Rebecca expected, but it is what I promise.
I will always endeavour to do everything to make your stay pleasant :-). My number is included in the listing, and you're welcome the call at any time and I will always attempt to assist. If you're considering this listing, please feel free to message or call me anytime. :-)