At the top of Portobello Market, this flat overlooks busy market days, but manages to stay super quiet. Come visit the market, the bohemian atmosphere of one of West London's busy attractions. Tour locations filmed in the Hugh Grant film Notting Hill and experience a great mix of West London lifestyle.
Not sure what house rules means in this context. Don't party like animals!? Party like a wee animal!? Keep the place relatively clean? Don't steal my stuff?
Also, AirBnB says that top listings have lots and lots of house rules. Here are mine.
1. Don't steal my stuff.
2. Keep the place relatively clean (as clean as I keep it? You'll outperform in a New York minute.)
3. Be cool and not uncool.
4. Bring the rock. (Huh? What does this even mean? Who wrote this listing?)
5. Don't get weirded out when I keep offering food.
6. Bring films.
7. Like pizza.