Good afternoon, Steven. Thank you for the kind review!! I am so glad I found out about the coffee machine not working. I guess it was a good thing I happened by your aunts gorgeous home and I ran into your wife, (I'm sorry, I'm awful with names)!! I'm not sure about the issue with the key and I am so sorry, about the inability to watch what you wanted because of some program that was preset to record. I would have immediately fixed it if you had let me know it was a problem as any of those programs could be canceled and recorded at another time, if at all. I try to get my guests to understand during their check-in that they can contact me by any means necessary, (by phone or opening the door to the downstairs) in order to address any problems that may come up during their stay!! I have to agree with you about the inability to contact a host while being a guest!! I'm not sure what their thinking is, really. I am hoping they will allow me to get your address through their website in order to get your treasure to you. If it doesn't show up, please contact me by my email address which is (Email hidden by Airbnb) and I will get it right back to you. As for being "off the beaten track" we love being here on this property and we are working tirelessly on thinning the trees below for optimal views upstairs since we added our new deck last year. My older GSP brings me to Waterside Dr where our name and house number is noted at the end of our driveway. I guess I'm going to have to put implicit directions to our home, so this doesn't happen again. Are you referring to Waterside Dr. not being conducive to low vehicles or our driveway? Anyway, again. thank you for choosing our "Secluded Little "Peace" of Heaven" as your home away from home!! We would more than welcome you, folks, back, any time!!