In Crystal Palace did Pádraig and Caroline
A stately pleasure dome decree
Where Ginger, the sacred Overground, ran
Through hipster cafes measureless to man
Down to a very lovely double bedroom.
We’d be extraordinarily glad to have you come visit us! We’ve a book-strewn gaff, with expansive garden full of plants I’ve managed to poison. The kitchen has a gas cooker, with heaps of Creuset cookery and Spode crockery - for you to whip up your own creations, or do join for what passes as my cooking.