Thank you Patrick for providing very detailed description and for taking your time.
However, the apartment is divided in two. And my side is bigger than the guests side, so I do not sleep in the kitchen :)
Thank you for taking care of me.
About my dog, I’m honest and it’s clearly stated that there is a dog on the premises, it’s a shi tzu dog of 13,5 pounds ( 6 kg), it’s very respectful and gentle dog. You are the first to ever complain or mention him. He makes no noise. The noise you heard is probably from the air conditioning machine which absorb the water. Sorry, we are in Florida, and need this.
Now, regarding the antique style of my condo, all is clearly depicted in the pictures and it’s absolutely identical to the listing’s pictures. I do honor all the check-ins in person, so I can help my guests with their needs and any questions. It’s also an occasion to meet new people. If you do not like this concept, then probably Airbnb is not a good fit for you. You got the room for a reduced price because it was for the same day and your requirements and expectations are for a hotel room.
I suggest the next time to avoid showing up naked in a bathing suit and make the host- lady shy, like I was upon the check in with you, just reserve a hotel space. All the best for you