We are sorry you had such a disappointing stay and welcome the constructive criticism. However, the closet does open and we leave the front end for you to hang clothes, and the back is where we store some extra blankets and other items. The hairdryer is located under the sink, we could have been more clear about it's location, but you also could have asked me. And while I always take a Clorox wipe to wipe the remote, TV and refrigerator, I will be sure to do a deeper clean of those items as well as the shutters. Also, to be fair about the parking, we did ask you provide your car information so that you can be properly safe-listed, which you did not provide. We did recently move the small bedside table with a mirror and replaced it with a T.V for you, but thank you for the information and we will update the photo. Again thank you for the constructive criticism, we will work to do better in the future.